cUm fAciaL reviEwS

You’ve got to hand it to those Europeans. When it cums to public displays of lewdity, they just about have it licked. From face creams to facial blasts, just walk down any street from Hannover to Hamburg or Paris to Provence and you can see the passion these guys have for the advertising arts. Certainly beats our lame protestations over nipple displays at the Super Bowl and French kissing at the Grammys. Long live the European taste for cum, snails and sausages.